YOU SAID:
how do you do today you slimy newt
INTO JAPANESE
今日のお元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today's how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
how are you today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日の気分はいかがですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
how are you doing today
INTO JAPANESE
今日の気分はいかがですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
how are you doing today
Come on, you can do better than that.