YOU SAID:
How do you be if I were to go into my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私がズボンに入るとしたらどうですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What if I get in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンに入るとどうなりますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What happens when I get in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンに入るとどうなりますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What happens when I get in my pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.