YOU SAID:
How do I speak Japanese if I don’t have my phone, which by the way is in the car and I cannot grab it because it is raining cats and dogs outside.
INTO JAPANESE
ちなみに車の中にある携帯電話を持っていないと、外で猫や犬が雨が降っているので、日本語を話せません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By the way, if you don't have a mobile phone in your car, you can't speak Japanese because it's raining outside for cats and dogs.
INTO JAPANESE
ちなみに、車に携帯電話がないと、猫や犬のために外で雨が降っているので、日本語が話せません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By the way, if you don't have a mobile phone in your car, it's raining outside for cats and dogs, so you can't speak Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
ちなみに、車に携帯電話がないと、猫や犬が外で雨が降っているので、日本語が話せません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By the way, if you don't have a mobile phone in your car, cats and dogs are raining outside, so you can't speak Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
ちなみに、車に携帯電話がないと、外で猫や犬が雨が降っているので、日本語が話せません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By the way, if you don't have a mobile phone in your car, it's raining outside for cats and dogs, so you can't speak Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
ちなみに、車に携帯電話がないと、猫や犬が外で雨が降っているので、日本語が話せません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By the way, if you don't have a mobile phone in your car, cats and dogs are raining outside, so you can't speak Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
ちなみに、車に携帯電話がないと、外で猫や犬が雨が降っているので、日本語が話せません。
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