YOU SAID:
how dare you eat my face you stupid dirt-eyed goggly elf
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の顔を食べるなんて愚かな汚れの目のゴギーエルフ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stupid dirty-eye goggy elf you eat my face
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の顔を食べる愚かな汚い目のゴギーエルフ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stupid dirty-eye goggy elf you eat my face
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