YOU SAID:
How could he have done something as this? Eating peanut butter with mustard and cheese? Who do I call to report a crime as awful as this?
INTO JAPANESE
彼はどうやってこのようなことをしたのだろうか？マスタードとチーズと一緒にピーナッツバターを食べますか？これほどひどい犯罪を報告するために誰に電話すればよいですか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How did he do this? Do you eat peanut butter with mustard and cheese? Who should I call to report such a terrible crime?
INTO JAPANESE
彼はどのようにこれをしましたか？マスタードとチーズと一緒にピーナッツバターを食べますか？そのようなひどい犯罪を報告するために誰に電話すればよいですか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How did he do this? Do you eat peanut butter with mustard and cheese? Who should I call to report such a terrible crime?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
