YOU SAID:
How can a piece of poo be wearing a shoe
INTO JAPANESE
うんちが靴を履いているなんて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop wearing shoes
INTO JAPANESE
靴を履いたうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop on shoes
INTO JAPANESE
靴にうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop on shoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.