YOU SAID:
How are your penises doing today?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのペニスが今日やっているはどれか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your Dick is doing today is one.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのペニスは今日やっている一つです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your Dick is doing today.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのペニスは今日やっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your Dick is doing today.
Come on, you can do better than that.