YOU SAID:
How are you today my good friend I am gonna die in a pit of lava
INTO JAPANESE
今日のお友達お元気ですか？私は溶岩の穴で死ぬつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How are your friends today? I will die in the lava hole
INTO JAPANESE
今日の友達はどうですか？溶岩穴で死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How is your friend today? Die in a lava hole
INTO JAPANESE
今日のあなたの友達はどうですか？溶岩穴で死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How is your friend today? Die in a lava hole
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
