YOU SAID:

How are you old man? Well I'm doing just fine whippersnapper, though my bones ache and creak and my brain does slip every now and again.

INTO JAPANESE

おじいちゃんはどうだ？さて、私は細かいホイッパースナッパーをしていますが、私の骨は痛くてひび割れて、私の脳は時々滑っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What about Grandpa? Well, I'm wearing a fine whipper snapper, but my bones are sore and cracked and my brain is slipping sometimes.

INTO JAPANESE

おじいちゃんは？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where's Grandpa?

INTO JAPANESE

おじいちゃんは？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where's Grandpa?