YOU SAID:
How are you even here?
INTO JAPANESE
ここでもどうですか。
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How about here?
INTO JAPANESE
ここならどうだ?
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Here is what?
INTO JAPANESE
ここでは何ですか。
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Here is the what?
INTO JAPANESE
ここでは、何ですか。
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Here, what is?
INTO JAPANESE
ここでは、何ですか。
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Here, what is?
Come on, you can do better than that.