YOU SAID:
How are mirrors real if our eyes aren't real?
INTO JAPANESE
方法は、ミラー本当本物で私たちの目はないですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How our eyes not in the mirror really real?
INTO JAPANESE
どのように本当に本物のミラーではなく私たちの目ですか?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.