YOU SAID:
Hot dogs ain't hot. They're cool.
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグがホットされていません。彼らはクールです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hot dogs are not hot. They are cool.
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグのホットされていません。彼らはクールです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hot dogs are not hot. They are cool.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.