YOU SAID:
Hooves of only the best men are turning me into handcuffs
INTO JAPANESE
最高の男性のひづめが私を手錠に変えている
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The best male hooves are turning me into handcuffs
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最高の男性の蹄は私を手錠に変えています
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The best male hoof is turning me into handcuffs
INTO JAPANESE
最高の男性の蹄は私を手錠にする
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The best male hoofs handcuff me
INTO JAPANESE
最高の男性の蹄は私に手錠をかけます
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The best male chicks handcuff me
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最高の男性の雛は私に手錠をかけます
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Best male chicks handcuff me
INTO JAPANESE
最高の男性の雛は私を手錠をかける
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Best male chicks handcuff me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.