YOU SAID:
Honey, where are my pants?!?!
INTO JAPANESE
ハニー、私のズボンがありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Honey, do you have my pants?
INTO JAPANESE
ハニー、私のズボンを持っていますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Honey, do you have my pants?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.