YOU SAID:
honey, I crashed into a ship
INTO JAPANESE
ハニー、私は船に衝突した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Honey, I crashed into a boat.
INTO JAPANESE
ボートに衝突した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crashed into a boat.
INTO JAPANESE
私はボートに衝突した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crashed into a boat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.