YOU SAID:

honestly I don't even want to eat your toes if there are more noble toes I will gladly accept them

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もっと高貴なつま先があれば私はあなたのつま先を食べたくない

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If you have more noble toes I do not want to eat your toes

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがもっと高貴なつま先を持っているなら私はあなたのつま先を食べたくない

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I do not want to eat your toes if you have more noble toes

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがより高貴なつま先を持っているなら、私はあなたのつま先を食べたくありません

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If you have more noble toes, I do not want to eat your toes

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがより高貴なつま先を持っているならば、私はあなたのつま先を食べたくありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have more noble toes, I do not want to eat your toes