YOU SAID:

honestly banana bracket is better than playoffs stupid japanese i fought in this war to keep my country safe i deserve a discount on my shoes

INTO JAPANESE

正直言ってバナナブラケットはプレーオフの愚かな日本人よりもいい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, banana brackets are better than stupid Japanese in the playoffs

INTO JAPANESE

正直に言うと、バナナブラケットはプレーオフで愚かな日本人よりも優れています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, banana brackets are better at playoffs than stupid Japanese

INTO JAPANESE

正直なところ、バナナブラケットはバカ日本人よりプレーオフで優れています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, banana brackets are better at playoffs than stupid Japanese