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Homestar Runner is wearing an Uncle Sam hat while watching fireworks
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Homestar Runnerは花火を見ながらUncle Samの帽子をかぶっています
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Homestar Runner wears Uncle Sam's hat watching fireworks
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Homestar Runnerが花火を見ているアンクルサムの帽子をかぶっている
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Homestar Runner is wearing Uncle sam's hat watching fireworks
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Homestar Runnerは花火を見ている叔父のサムの帽子を着ています
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Homestar Runner is wearing my uncle Sam's hat watching fireworks
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Homestar Runnerは私の叔父のSamの帽子を着て花火を見ている
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Homestar Runner is watching fireworks wearing my uncle Sam's hat
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Homestar Runnerは私のおじさんの帽子をかぶって花火を見ています
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Homestar Runner wears my uncle's hat watching fireworks
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Homestar Runnerは私の叔父の帽子を着て花火を見ている
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Homestar Runner is watching fireworks wearing my uncle's hat
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Homestar Runnerが私の叔父の帽子をかぶって花火を見ている
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Homestar Runner wears my uncle's hat watching fireworks
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Homestar Runnerは私の叔父の帽子を着て花火を見ている
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Homestar Runner is watching fireworks wearing my uncle's hat
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Homestar Runnerが私の叔父の帽子をかぶって花火を見ている
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