YOU SAID:
Homestar is on the moon
INTO JAPANESE
月にはホームスター
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In February, Homestar.
INTO JAPANESE
2 月、ホームスター。
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In February, it's home.
INTO JAPANESE
2 月にそれの家。
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February at the House on it.
INTO JAPANESE
それを家で 2 月。
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It's 2 months at home.
INTO JAPANESE
2 ヶ月自宅です。
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Home is two months.
INTO JAPANESE
家は 2 ヶ月です。
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House is 2 months.
INTO JAPANESE
家は 2 ヶ月です。
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House is 2 months.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.