YOU SAID:
Holy shift-keys, they're getting closer!
INTO JAPANESE
なんてことだ、シフトキーが近づいてきているぞ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my goodness, the shift key is coming!
INTO JAPANESE
なんと、Shift キーが来るんです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my goodness, the Shift key is coming!
INTO JAPANESE
なんと、Shift キーが来るんです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my goodness, the Shift key is coming!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.