YOU SAID:
Holy Jesus and god will bless you if you pout
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが吐き出すならば、聖なるイエスと神はあなたを祝福します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you spit, Holy Jesus and God will bless you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが唾を吐くと、聖なるイエスと神はあなたを祝福します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you spit, Holy Jesus and God bless you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが唾を吐くとき、聖なるイエスと神はあなたを祝福します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holy Jesus and God bless you when you spit
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが唾を吐くとき、聖なるイエスと神はあなたを祝福します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holy Jesus and God bless you when you spit
That didn't even make that much sense in English.