YOU SAID:
holy cow! bro i just totally pooped my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
聖なる牛!僕はちょうど私のズボンを完全に突っ込んだよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holy cow! I just poked my pants completely!
INTO JAPANESE
聖なる牛!私はちょうど私のズボンを完全に突き刺した!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holy cow! I just pierced my pants perfectly!
INTO JAPANESE
聖なる牛!私はちょうど私のズボンを完全に突き刺した!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holy cow! I just pierced my pants perfectly!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.