YOU SAID:
hold the newsreader's nose squarely
INTO JAPANESE
真正面からリーダーの鼻を保持します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holds the reader's nose from the front.
INTO JAPANESE
正面から読者の鼻を保持しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holds the reader's nose from the front.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.