YOU SAID:
hold fast the newsboy's nose, waiter, lest you countermand my trousers
INTO JAPANESE
新聞配達をしっかり鼻、ウェイター、私のズボンをも傷
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Newspaper delivery firmly to nose, waiter, my pants hurt
INTO JAPANESE
鼻にしっかりと新聞配達、ウェイター、私のズボンは痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the nose firmly newspaper delivery, waiter, my pants hurt
INTO JAPANESE
鼻にしっかりと新聞配達、ウェイター、ズボンが痛く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Waiting staff
INTO JAPANESE
ウェイター
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Waiting staff
That didn't even make that much sense in English.