YOU SAID:
Hobbits like to stay in their burrows, they are cute but they are not pets! Do not feed the hobbit's pet gollum he will try to eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
ホビットは巣穴にとどまるのが好きで、かわいいですがペットではありません!彼があなたを食べようとするホビットのペットのゴラムに餌を与えないでください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hobbits like to stay in burrows and are cute but not pets! Don't feed the Hobbit pet Gollum he's trying to eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
ホビットは巣穴にとどまるのが好きで、かわいいですがペットではありません!彼があなたを食べようとしているホビットのペットゴラムに餌をやらないでください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hobbits like to stay in burrows and are cute but not pets! Don't feed the Hobbit pet Gollum he's trying to eat you!
You've done this before, haven't you.