YOU SAID:
ho no my foreskin fell off in the swimming pool so i picked it up and put it in my mouth because it looked like it was cold like big foot
INTO JAPANESE
私の包皮はプールで落ちたので、大きな足のように寒かったので、それを拾って口に入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My foreskin fell in the pool so it was cold like a big foot so I picked it up and put it in my mouth
INTO JAPANESE
私の包皮はプールに落ちたので、大きな足のように寒かったので、それを拾って口に入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My foreskin fell into the pool so it was cold like a big foot so I picked it up and put it in my mouth
INTO JAPANESE
私の包皮はプールに落ちたので、大きな足のように寒かったので、それを拾って口に入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My foreskin fell into the pool so it was cold like a big foot so I picked it up and put it in my mouth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.