YOU SAID:
hmmmmmmmmm i enjoy the way my cheese is attempting to eat me alive
INTO JAPANESE
hmmmmmmmmmチーズが私を生きたまま食べようとしている方法を楽しんでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hmmmmmmmmm enjoys the way cheese is trying to eat me alive
INTO JAPANESE
hmmmmmmmmmは、チーズが私を生きたまま食べようとしている方法を楽しんでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hmmmmmmmmm enjoys the way cheese is trying to eat me alive
You should move to Japan!