YOU SAID:
HMMM... THE STRANGE DOOR IN THE WOODS.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん.森の中で奇妙なドア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hmm I'm... is a strange door in the Woods.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん私は森の中で奇妙なドアです。
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Hmm I'm me is a strange door in the Woods.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、私は私は、森の中で奇妙なドア。
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Well, I I was a strange door in the Woods.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、IIはウッズの奇妙なドアだった。
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Well, II was Woods' strange door.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、II は、ウッズの奇妙なドアだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, II was Woods' strange door.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.