YOU SAID:
Hmmm. I don't know. Are you serious. Why? Wait, what are you doing? Oh, my God.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん。知りません。真剣ですか。どうして?待って、何してるの?何てことだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well. I do not know. are you serious. why? Wait, what are you doing? Oh my God.
INTO JAPANESE
そうですね。私は知らない。真剣ですか。どうして?待って、何してるの?何てことだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I agree. I do not know. are you serious. why? Wait, what are you doing? Oh my God.
INTO JAPANESE
同意する。私は知らない。真剣ですか。どうして?待って、何してるの?何てことだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I agree. I do not know. are you serious. why? Wait, what are you doing? Oh my God.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.