YOU SAID:
Hmm, today I will turn my coworkers newborn child into a plushie and abuse it for fun.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、今日、私は同僚の新生児をぬいぐるみにして楽しく虐待します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, today, I will have fun and abuse my colleague 's newborn stuffed animal.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、今日、私は、同僚の新生児のぬいぐるみを楽しんで乱用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, today, I enjoyed plush newborn colleague, the abuse.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、今日、豪華な新生児の同僚は、乱用を楽しみました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, today, gorgeous newborn colleagues enjoyed the abuse.
INTO JAPANESE
今、今日では、豪華な新生児同僚は虐待を楽しんだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, today, gorgeous newborn colleagues enjoyed the abuse.
You should move to Japan!