YOU SAID:
Hit or Miss I guess she took the kids
INTO JAPANESE
ヒットまたはミス彼女に子供たちだったと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit or miss to her children was
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の子供たちにヒットまたはミスだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit her children or was a mistake
INTO JAPANESE
彼女の子供をヒットまたはミスだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Her child was a hit or Miss
INTO JAPANESE
自分の子供は、ヒットまたはミス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My kids are hit or Miss
INTO JAPANESE
私の子供は、ヒットまたはミス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My kids are hit or Miss
That didn't even make that much sense in English.