YOU SAID:
his right foot got puched by his left forearm when the upper nose got karate kicked into the california state river
INTO JAPANESE
上鼻がカリフォルニア州の川に蹴り込まれたとき、彼の右足は左前腕に押し付けられた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the upper nose was kicked into a California river, his right foot was pressed against the left forearm
INTO JAPANESE
上鼻がカリフォルニア川に蹴られたとき、彼の右足が左前腕に押し付けられました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the upper nose was kicked into the California River, his right foot was pressed against the left forearm
INTO JAPANESE
上鼻がカリフォルニア川に蹴られたとき、彼の右足が左前腕に押し付けられた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the upper nose was kicked into the California River, his right foot was pressed against the left forearm
That didn't even make that much sense in English.