YOU SAID:
His coconut gun can fire in spurts if he shoots you its gonna hurt
INTO JAPANESE
彼はあなたを傷つけるそのつもりを撃つ場合、猛烈に射撃できるのココナッツ銃
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If he shoots its going to hurt you, the furious fire of coconut gun
You've done this before, haven't you.