YOU SAID:
His coconut gun can fire in spurts. if he shoots ya it's gonna hurt!
INTO JAPANESE
ココナッツ銃は、猛烈に火災ができます。彼は ya を撮影する場合、それは傷つけるつもりです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he has to shoot ya, it's going to hurt!
INTO JAPANESE
ココナッツの銃は、猛烈に火災ができます。もし彼は ya を撮影するがある、それは傷つけるつもりです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he has to shoot ya, it's going to hurt!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.