YOU SAID:
hire a kitty to be your lawyer
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの弁護士として子猫を雇う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hire a kitten as your lawyer
INTO JAPANESE
子猫を弁護士として雇う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hire a kitten as a lawyer
INTO JAPANESE
子猫を弁護士として雇う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hire a kitten as a lawyer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.