YOU SAID:
hi ya'll i gotta pee real quick
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おしっこを早くやらなきゃ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, to be done quickly to pee
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おしっこするために迅速に行われるために
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, in order to be performed quickly in order to pee
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おしっこするために迅速に実行するために
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, in order to quickly run to pee
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おしっこをすばやく実行するために
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, in order to quickly perform a pee
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、おしっこをすばやく実行するために
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, in order to quickly perform a pee
That didn't even make that much sense in English.