YOU SAID:

Hi. What the pineapples is this place? How do we get out of here?

INTO JAPANESE

やあ。ここは一体何なんだ？ここからどうやって出ればいいんだ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. What the hell is this place? How do I get out of here?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。ここは一体何なのでしょう？ここからどうやって出ればいいのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. What on earth is this place and how do I get out of here?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。ここはいったい何なのでしょう？ここからどうやって出ればいいのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. What on earth is this place and how do I get out of here?