YOU SAID:
hi what are you up to thief? stealing my valuble stuff? i dont mind...
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたは泥棒に何をしていますか?私の貴重なものを盗む?かまいませんよ。。。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, what are you doing to the thief? Stealing my precious stuff? I don't care.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたは泥棒に何をしていますか?私の貴重なものを盗む?私は気にしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, what are you doing to the thief? Stealing my precious stuff? I don't care.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.