YOU SAID:
hi wassup? how r u today? my name is big joe and im her to stay!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはワサップ?お元気ですか?私の名前はビッグジョーであり、彼女はとどまる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Wasappu? How are you? My name is Big Joe and she stays!
INTO JAPANESE
わさっぷ?お元気ですか?私の名前はビッグジョーで、彼女はとどまります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wasap? How are you? My name is Big Joe and she stays!
INTO JAPANESE
わさび?お元気ですか?私の名前はビッグジョーで、彼女はとどまります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
wasabi? How are you? My name is Big Joe and she stays!
INTO JAPANESE
わさび。お元気ですか。私の名前はビッグジョーと彼女は滞在!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
wasabi. How are you. My name is Big Joe and she stays!
INTO JAPANESE
わさび。お元気ですか。私の名前はビッグジョーで、彼女はとどまります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
wasabi. How are you. My name is Big Joe and she stays!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.