YOU SAID:
Hi, today is my 51st birthday. Please give me money or a casket.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日は私の51歳の誕生日です。お金か棺をください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, today is my 51st birthday. Give me money or a coffin.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日は私の51歳の誕生日です。お金か棺桶をください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, today is my 51st birthday. Give me money or a coffin.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.