YOU SAID:
hi so um i just ate potatoes for breakfast and i think potatoes taste like my toes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、そうそう、朝食にジャガイモを食べたところですが、ジャガイモは足の指の味がするような気がします
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hello oh yeah i just had potatoes for breakfast and i think they taste like toes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、そうそう、朝食にジャガイモを食べたところですが、つま先の味がするような気がします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi oh yeah i just had potatoes for breakfast and i feel like it tastes like toes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、そうそう、朝食にジャガイモを食べたところですが、つま先のような味がするような気がします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi oh yeah i just had potatoes for breakfast and i feel like they taste like toes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、そうそう、朝食にジャガイモを食べたところですが、足の指のような味がするような気がします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi oh yeah i just had potatoes for breakfast and i feel like they taste like toes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.