YOU SAID:

hi. oh hey bill how are you doing. well i just got fired and my wife went dutch on me. oh thats pretty bad.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。ああ、こんにちはあなたはどのようにしていますか？まあ私はちょうど解雇され、私の妻は私の上でオランダに行きました。ああ、それはかなり悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. Oh, Hello How are you doing? Well I was just laid off and my wife went to Holland above me. Oh, that's pretty bad.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。ああ、こんにちは元気？まあ私はただ解雇され、私の妻はオランダに私の上に行きました。ああ、それはかなり悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. Oh, hello How are you? Well I was just laid off and my wife went over to me in the Netherlands. Oh, that's pretty bad.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。ああ、こんにちは元気？さて私はただ解雇され、妻はオランダで私に行きました。ああ、それはかなり悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. Oh, hello How are you? Well I was just fired and my wife went to me in the Netherlands. Oh, that's pretty bad.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。ああ、こんにちは元気？まあ、私はちょうど解雇され、私の妻はオランダで私に行きました。ああ、それはかなり悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. Oh, hello How are you? Well, I was just fired and my wife went to me in the Netherlands. Oh, that's pretty bad.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。ああ、こんにちは元気？まあ、私はちょうど解雇され、私の妻はオランダで私に行きました。ああ、それはかなり悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. Oh, hello How are you? Well, I was just fired and my wife went to me in the Netherlands. Oh, that's pretty bad.