YOU SAID:
Hi my pal, Ethan, you have no friends
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、イーサン、友達はいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Ethan, I have no friends
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、イーサン、友達がいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Ethan, does not have any friends
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、イーサンには友達がいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I do not have any friends in Ethan
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、イーサンには友達がいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I do not have any friends in Ethan
You've done this before, haven't you.