YOU SAID:

hi my name is we were running in the trenches and hid behind a bottle of milk and missiles you assuming fwe rer qf

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前は私たちが塹壕を走っていて、牛乳瓶とミサイルの後ろに隠れていたということです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is that we were running in a trench and hiding behind a milk bottle and a missile.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前は、私たちが塹壕の中を走っていて、牛乳瓶とミサイルの後ろに隠れていたということです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is that we were running in a trench and hiding behind a milk bottle and a missile.