YOU SAID:

hi my name is we were running in the trenches and hid behind a bottle of milk and missiles you assuming

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こんにちは私の名前は私たちが塹壕を走っていて、あなたが想定している牛乳瓶とミサイルの後ろに隠れていたということです

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Hi my name is that we were running in a trench and hiding behind the milk bottle and missile you envisioned

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前は、私たちが塹壕の中を走っていて、あなたが想像した牛乳瓶とミサイルの後ろに隠れていたということです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is that we were running in a trench and hiding behind a milk bottle and a missile you imagined

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前は、私たちが塹壕の中を走っていて、あなたが想像した牛乳瓶とミサイルの後ろに隠れていたということです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is that we were running in a trench and hiding behind a milk bottle and a missile you imagined