YOU SAID:
hi my name is tobias jerk
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はトビアスジャークです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Tobias jerk
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、トバイアスジャークです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, it's door bias jerk
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ドアバイアスジャークです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, it's door bias jerk
That didn't even make that much sense in English.