YOU SAID:
hi my name is sweatshirt
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はスウェットシャツです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is sweatshirt
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はスウェットシャツです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is sweatshirt
That didn't even make that much sense in English.