YOU SAID:
hi my name is paul and i will be your potato today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日あなたをお導きするルーカス・メイヤーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Lukas Mayer and I will be your host today.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日あなたをお導きするルーカス・メイヤーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Lukas Mayer and I will be your host today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.