YOU SAID:

Hi my name is Louis and I poo and wee like anyone else would.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前はルイと私のうんち、おしっこは他の誰のように。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is Louis and my yes, wee looks like anyone else's.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前はルイと私はい、おしっこは誰のように見えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is not I and Louis, Pee looks like someone.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前は私とルイ、おしっこが誰かのように見えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi my name is Louis, pee with me someone who looks like.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はルイです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is Louis

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はルイです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is Louis