YOU SAID:
hi my name is lisa and i have to do homework tonight but i don't want to. Maybe i will earn a cookie
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はリサと私は今晩は宿題を持っているが、たきます。多分私はクッキーを獲得します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Lisa and I have homework tonight, but I will. Perhaps I will win cookies.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はLisaで、今夜は宿題をやっていますが、そうします。おそらく私はクッキーを勝ち取るでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is Lisa, I am doing my homework tonight, but I will. Perhaps I will win cookies.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はLisaです、私は今夜宿題をしていますが、私はします。おそらく私はクッキーを勝ち取るでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is Lisa, I am doing my homework tonight, but I will. Perhaps I will win cookies.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.